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  • El matrimonio es el triunfo de la imaginacion sobre la inteligencia.
    El segundo matrimonio es el triunfo de la esperanza sobre la experiencia.
  • – Cariño, ¿crees en el amor a primera vista?.
    + Claro, si te hubiera mirado dos veces no me habria casado contigo.
  • – Sabes cariño, ¿cuando hablas me recuerdas al mar?.
    + ¡¡¿¿ Tanto te impresiono??!!.
    – No, porque me mareas.

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