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¿por qué en la escuela me dicen el fin de semana?

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Dice un niño a su mamá: – Mamá, mamá, ¿por qué en la escuela me dicen el fin de semana?. Y la mamá responde: – Cállate ya Domingo.
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Mama, el bocata. 1

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-Mama, mama, ¿me das un bocadillo?. + ¿York?. -Sí, Turk.
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Mama, mama …. ( Varios ). 1

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Mama, mama en el colegio me llaman: – Ganster. A. + No te preocupes, mañana hablare con tu profesor. – Vale, pero que paresca un accidente. B. + No te preocupes, mañana hablare con tu profesor. – No te preocupes , ya tengo a mis hombres en el caso. – Dentuda. + Anda niña, calla, ...
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