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Spaghetti.

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Un Doctor mantenía un romance con una enfermera, Al poco tiempo esta le dijo que estaba embarazada. Como no quería que su esposa se enterase, éste le dio una buena suma de dinero y le pidió que se fuera a Italia a Parir allá. A lo que la enfermera le preguntó: – ¿Cómo voy a ...
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Analisis.

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3

2010

Un señor llega al médico y le dice: Doctor, ¿cómo han salido los análisis?. Y le contesta el doctor: Tiene usted un 98% de alcohol en la sangre. ¿Solo 98%?. El puto hielo!!!!!
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El de la farmacia.

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3

2010

– Farmacia: Que desea señora? + Quería algo para que mi marido se ponga como un toro. – Pues vaya bajándose las bragas y empecemos por los cuernos……
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