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SEDUE. 1

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Llama el borrachito a lo que antes era la SEDUE (Secretaria de desarrollo Urbano y Ecologia) y le contestan: SECRETARIA – Buenas tardes, SEDUE para sevirle. BORRACHITO – diiscuulpe srita, ¿es ahi donde see encargan de que el ambiente siempre este de pocca maaadre?. SECRETARIA – Si señor, hacemos siempre lo posible por mantenerlo bien. ...
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En la puerta de casa.

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7

2010

El novio acompaña a su novia a la casa después de una salida. Cuando llegan a la entrada, él, adoptando una posición ganadora, apoya una mano en la pared y le dice: – Mi amor, ¿por qué no la chupas un ratito?. + ¿Aquí? ¡Tu estás loco!. – Dale, rapidito, no pasa nada … + ...
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Telefonicos · Verde

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Quintillizos.

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7

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Un hombre telefonea al periódico local para anuncia que él y su mujer han sido padres de quintillizos. -¿Puede repetirlo?- Le dice la telefonista. -No, no puedo, con cinco ya tengo bastante.
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