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Consejos para la vida. ← Jokeitor
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Consejos para la vida.

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  • ¿Para que beber y conducir, si puedes fumar y volar?
  • Si no entra, no lo fuerces. Trae un martillo mas grande.
  • Todos deberíamos creer en algo. Yo creo que tomare otra copa.
  • Beber agua no potable puede matar tu sed.
  • Dejar de fumar es fácil, yo lo he hecho miles de veces.
  • Ahorra agua, dúchate con tus amigas.
  • Arreglar los problemas económicos es fácil, lo único que se necesita es dinero.
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