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- Ascensor? – Aliva ba.
- Disparo? – Ahivalabala.
- Herido por disparo? – Ahivalabala, atajala.
- Cagar? – Adulalcagar.
- Calzoncillo? – Amaca tus bolas.
- Señorita, bajese de la moto? – Maja, baja tu raja laYamaha.
- Terremoto? – Adobe-va, adove-viene.
- Beso? – Saliba-va.
- Escupitajo? – Ahivalababa.

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