Deprecated: Function create_function() is deprecated in
/home/vhosts/chistematron.ueuo.com/wp-content/themes/montezuma/includes/parse_php.php on line
176
Deprecated: Function create_function() is deprecated in
/home/vhosts/chistematron.ueuo.com/wp-content/themes/montezuma/includes/parse_php.php on line
176
Deprecated: Function create_function() is deprecated in
/home/vhosts/chistematron.ueuo.com/wp-content/themes/montezuma/includes/parse_php.php on line
176
WP Upload Directory not writable! Check file and directory permissions
Un borracho orina en la calle, y una mujer lo ve y le dice: – Qué BESTIA, Qué MONSTRUO, Qué ANIMAL.. Y El hombre le contesta: – Pero Venga, tóquelo,…. es mansito.
Deprecated: Function create_function() is deprecated in
/home/vhosts/chistematron.ueuo.com/wp-content/themes/montezuma/includes/parse_php.php on line
176
Deprecated: Function create_function() is deprecated in
/home/vhosts/chistematron.ueuo.com/wp-content/themes/montezuma/includes/parse_php.php on line
176
Deprecated: Function create_function() is deprecated in
/home/vhosts/chistematron.ueuo.com/wp-content/themes/montezuma/includes/parse_php.php on line
176
WP Upload Directory not writable! Check file and directory permissions
Dos finlandeses deciden echarse una cerveza, abren las botellas, y uno dice : – ¡ Salud !. – ¡ Pero bueno !, a que estamos, ¿ a beber o a charlar ?.
Deprecated: Function create_function() is deprecated in
/home/vhosts/chistematron.ueuo.com/wp-content/themes/montezuma/includes/parse_php.php on line
176
Deprecated: Function create_function() is deprecated in
/home/vhosts/chistematron.ueuo.com/wp-content/themes/montezuma/includes/parse_php.php on line
176
Deprecated: Function create_function() is deprecated in
/home/vhosts/chistematron.ueuo.com/wp-content/themes/montezuma/includes/parse_php.php on line
176
WP Upload Directory not writable! Check file and directory permissions
Este era un borracho que ya estaba tan pedo (borracho), que decide subirse a un poste. En eso pasa un policia y le pide que se baje. El borracho baja a donde está el policia y el policía le pregunta: – ¿Quien es usted?. – ¿No she acuerda de miii?. – No yo no lo ...