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2010

¿Como meterias a 5 elefantes en un 600? Pues 2 delantes y 3 atras. ¿Quien conduciria el 600? El que tenga Carnet. ¿Como sabes que hay 5 elefantes en una discoteca? Porque esta aparcado el 600 en la puerta. ¿Porque los elefantes no pueden conducir una bicicleta? Porque no tienen dedo gordo para tocar el ...

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