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oficio ← Jokeitor ← Page 5
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10 excusas si te pillan dormido en el trabajo.

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10. En el Banco de Sangre me dijeron que esto podía pasar. 9. Es el descanso de 15 minutos para recuperar energías que nos recomendaron en el curso de Gestión que me enviaron a hacer la semana pasada. 8. Estaba intentando imaginar cómo es la vida de un ciego. 7. ¡No estaba dormido!. Estaba pensando ...
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Frases · Oficios

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Spaghetti.

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Un Doctor mantenía un romance con una enfermera, Al poco tiempo esta le dijo que estaba embarazada. Como no quería que su esposa se enterase, éste le dio una buena suma de dinero y le pidió que se fuera a Italia a Parir allá. A lo que la enfermera le preguntó: – ¿Cómo voy a ...
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Medicina

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Sargento y numero.

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2010

Accidente en la carretera, llegan los de atestados. Un sargento y un número. El sargento le dice al número: Ramires, ¡tome nota!. Pierna isquierda en parte derecha de la calsada. Braso derecho en asiento del copiloto. Cabesa en el arsen. El número pregunta: Mi sargento, ¿arsen es con h o sin h?. El sargento le ...
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Policias

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