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¿Cual es la emergencia?

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Jun

20

2012

– 911, ¿Cuál es la emergencia?. + ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ Nooooooooooooooooooo, mi vecino a puesto contraseña a su wifiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

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Ingeniero vs borracho.

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Dic

8

2010

Un experto en materiales va a un bar y ve a un borracho en un rincon que esta examinando una bola de color amarillo, la acerca a la luz y murmura.. – Puoessh parece pllasshtico… pero sseh esstira commo la gomma… El ingeniero se acerca intrigado y le dice : – Oiga, me deja que ...

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Imprescindible ingles.

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Nov

29

2010

Un hombre llega a pedir trabajo en una farmacia, el dueño le dice: OK, le puedo dar el empleo pero si usted habla inglés. Claro, yo hablo inglés. Demuéstrelo y atienda a ese cliente que está entrando. Cliente: ¿Hay ampollas? Solicitante: Welcome mister Pollas, I’m Pepe.

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